1.
Farewell
my
dear
friend,
but
let's
not
make
a
big
deal
out
of
it.
You're
not
going
to
the
moon,
just
another
city. 】

2.
Goodbye
my
friend,
I
will
miss
you
more
than
my
morning
coffee.
That's
a
pretty
serious
thing
to
say. 】

3.
How
am
I
supposed
to
survive
without
your
daily
dose
of
weirdness
in
my
life?
Alright,
bye
anyway. 】

4.
Saying
goodbye
to
you
is
like
ending
a
subscription
to
my
favorite
streaming
service.
I'm
cancelling
my
happiness. 】

5.
It's
not
just
a
goodbye,
it's
a
see-you-never.
Kidding,
see
you
at
Christmas. 】

6.
In
memory
of
the
good
times,
I
refuse
to
say
goodbye.
See
you
later
sounds
way
better. 】

7.
I
won't
miss
you
because
I
have
your
picture,
your
social
media,
your
whatsapp.
What's
that?
You're
going
off
the
grid
for
a
year??
Sh*t. 】

8.
I'm
taking
this
farewell
as
a
sign
that
you'll
finally
stop
tagging
me
in
those
weird
memes.
And
that's
all
I
ever
wanted. 】

9.
So,
after
years
of
pretending
to
listen
to
your
stories,
I
finally
get
some
peace.
JK,
I'm
going
to
miss
you
buddy. 】

10.
Parting
ways
is
never
easy,
but
leaving
you
is
like
removing
the
battery
from
my
phone.
You
complete
me. 】

11.
This
is
not
goodbye,
it's
just
a
brief
pause
in
our
friendship.
Like
a
commercial
break.
Don't
touch
that
dial. 】

1
2.
You're
not
just
any
friend.
You're
the
one
who
always
brought
extra
napkins
to
the
party.
That's
how
I'm
going
to
remember
you. 】

1
3.
So,
you're
leaving.
Can
I
have
your
Netflix
password?
And
also,
I
will
miss
you. 】

1
4.
Why
do
birds
suddenly
appear,
every
time
you
are
near. . . Oh
wait,
that's
not
it.
It's
just
sad
to
say
farewell
to
you. 】

1
5.
Without
you,
who's
going
to
laugh
at
my
bad
jokes
and
pathetic
puns?
I
mean,
beside
myself. 】

1
6.
You
know
you've
made
a
true
friendship
when
saying
goodbye
feels
like
breaking
up.
Don't
worry,
we'll
still
be
Facebook
official. 】

1
7.
If
parting
is
such
sweet
sorrow,
why
do
I
feel
like
I'm
about
to
binge-watch
a
Netflix
series
alone?】

1
8.
I
never
thought
I'd
have
to
say
goodbye
to
you,
my
partner
in
crime.
Now
I'm
stuck
with
half
of
the
charges.
Kidding.
Sort
of. 】

1
9.
Goodbye
for
now,
dear
friend.
But
please
promise
me
you'll
still
love
me
when
I
send
you
multiple
texts
in
a
row. 】

20.
This
farewell
feels
like
the
end
of
an
era.
But
on
the
bright
side,
maybe
now
I'll
finally
learn
how
to
use
Snapchat
filters. 】