1.
"Why
don't
scientists
trust
atoms?"
Because
they
make
up
everything!
【笑话句子】

2.
"If
at
first
you
don't
succeed,
then
skydiving
isn't
for
you. "
【温柔文案】

3.
"Life
is
short.
Smile
while
you
still
have
teeth. "
【笑话句子】

4.
"Happiness
is
a
warm
puppy. "
-
Charles
M.
Schulz
【温柔文案】

5.
"I
told
my
wife
she
was
drawing
her
eyebrows
too
high.
She
looked
surprised. "
【笑话句子】

6.
"There
is
nothing
in
the
world
so
irresistibly
contagious
as
laughter
and
good
humor. "
-
Charles
Dickens
【温柔文案】

7.
"I
used
to
be
indecisive.
Now
I'm
not
sure. "
【笑话句子】

8.
"Be
the
reason
someone
smiles
today. "
【温柔文案】

9.
"I'm
reading
a
book
on
the
history
of
glue.
I
just
can't
seem
to
put
it
down. "
【笑话句子】

10.
"A
smile
is
the
universal
welcome. "
-
Max
Eastman
【温柔文案】

11.
"I
used
to
play
piano
by
ear.
Now
I
use
my
hands. "
【笑话句子】

1
2.
"Start
each
day
with
a
grateful
heart
and
a
smile. "
【温柔文案】

1
3.
"I'm
on
a
whiskey
diet.
I've
lost
three
days
already. "
【笑话句子】

1
4.
"A
smile
is
the
light
in
your
window
that
tells
others
that
there
is
a
caring,
sharing
person
inside. "
-
Denis
Waitley
【温柔文案】

1
5.
"Why
was
the
math
book
sad?
Because
it
had
too
many
problems. "
【笑话句子】

1
6.
"A
smile
is
the
shortest
distance
between
two
people. "
-
Victor
Borge
【温柔文案】

1
7.
"I'm
reading
a
horror
book
in
Braille.
Something
bad
is
about
to
happen.
I
can
feel
it. "
【笑话句子】

1
8.
"A
smile
costs
nothing
but
gives
much. "
-
Unknown
【温柔文案】

1
9.
"I
accidentally
sprayed
deodorant
in
my
mouth.
Now
I
talk
with
a
strange
accent. "
【笑话句子】

20.
"A
smile
is
happiness
you'll
find
right
under
your
nose. "
-
Tom
Wilson
【温柔文案】