1.
"I
tried
to
organize
a
hide
and
seek
tournament,
but
it
was
really
hard
to
find
good
players,
they
were
all
hiding!"
【LOL】

2.
"I
asked
my
dog
what's
the
best
way
to
make
a
cup
of
tea,
he
just
stared
at
me.
I
guess
he
prefers
bones
over
brews. "
【#DogLogic】

3.
"I
don't
always
talk
to
myself,
but
when
I
do,
I
use
a
British
accent
and
pretend
I'm
on
Downton
Abbey. "
【TeaTime】

4.
"I'm
not
your
average
person,
I'm
an
avocado
on
toast
kind
of
girl. "
【BreakfastGoals】

5.
"I
put
my
phone
in
the
fridge
by
accident,
it's
now
a
cold
call. "
【ChillCall】

6.
"I
told
my
wife
she
was
drawing
her
eyebrows
too
high.
She
looked
surprised. "
【PunnyBusiness】

7.
"I
can
resist
anything
except
temptation. . . and
cookies. "
【CookieMonster】

8.
"I
have
a
photographic
memory,
but
unfortunately
I
don't
have
any
film. "【SayCheese!】

9.
"I
tried
to
catch
some
fog
earlier,
but
I
mist. "
【MistyHumor】

10.
"I'm
not
sure
if
I'm
the
only
one
who
loves
to
read
the
dictionary,
but
I
find
it
quite
redefining. "
【WordNerd】

11.
"I
told
my
doctor
I
broke
my
arm
in
two
places.
He
told
me
to
stop
going
to
those
places. "
【HospitalHumor】

1
2.
"I'm
not
lazy,
I'm
just
energy
efficient. "
【EfficiencyIsKey】

1
3.
"I
tried
to
make
a
belt
out
of
watches,
but
it
was
a
waist
of
time. "
【TimelessJokes】

1
4.
"I
can't
believe
I
got
fired
from
the
calendar
factory.
All
I
did
was
take
a
day
off. "
【CalendarComedy】

1
5.
"I
have
a
fear
of
speed
bumps,
I
call
it
hurdling
derphobia. "
【PhobiaFun】

1
6.
"I'm
not
arguing,
I'm
just
explaining
why
I'm
right. "
【DebateDiva】

1
7.
"I
hate
it
when
people
steal
my
ideas,
before
I've
even
thought
of
them. "
【BrainStormer】

1
8.
"I'm
not
short,
I'm
just
concentrated
awesome. "
【ShortButSweet】

1
9.
"I'm
not
procrastinating,
I'm
just
prioritizing
my
procrastination. "
【ProcrastinationPriorities】

20.
"I
tried
to
start
a
hot
air
balloon
business,
but
it
never
really
took
off. "
【UpInTheAir】