1.
Happy
birthday
to
someone
who's
a
year
older
but
not
necessarily
wiser!
【笑死我了】

2.
Congratulations
on
surviving
another
year
of
your
life!
【哈哈哈】

3.
You
may
be
getting
older,
but
at
least
you're
not
getting
any
wiser!
【笑炸了】

4.
Happy
birthday
to
the
person
who
always
makes
me
laugh,
even
when
I
don't
want
to!
【哈哈哈哈哈】

5.
Today
is
your
birthday,
and
the
world
is
a
better
place
because
you're
in
it
-
for
today,
anyway!
【笑出声了】

6.
Don't
worry
about
getting
older,
it's
just
a
sign
that
you're
one
step
closer
to
becoming
a
crazy
old
cat
lady!
【笑死人了】

7.
Happy
birthday
to
my
favorite
weirdo!
You
make
my
life
more
interesting!
【哈哈哈哈笑惨了】

8.
Congratulations
on
another
year
of
successfully
dodging
responsibilities!
【笑到肚子疼】

9.
Another
year
of
life,
another
year
of
regretting
all
the
things
you
didn't
do!
Happy
birthday!
【哈哈哈哈哈哈】

10.
Age
is
just
a
number,
but
wrinkles
and
gray
hair
are
real!
Happy
birthday,
old-timer!
【笑炸了】

11.
It's
your
birthday,
so
let's
eat
cake,
get
drunk,
and
forget
that
we're
all
getting
older!
【笑死我了】

1
2.
Happy
birthday
to
the
person
who's
been
annoying
me
for
years!
At
least
you're
consistent!
【哈哈哈哈哈】

1
3.
Congratulations
on
reaching
a
new
level
of
oldness!
Now
you're
officially
too
old
for
Snapchat
filters!
【笑抽了】

1
4.
Happy
birthday
to
the
person
who
still
thinks
they're
21!
Keep
living
in
denial,
it's
working
for
you!
【哈哈哈哈哈哈哈】

1
5.
Congratulations
on
surviving
another
year
of
being
my
friend!
It's
not
an
easy
job,
but
someone's
gotta
do
it!
【笑到不行了】

1
6.
Happy
birthday
to
the
person
who
always
makes
me
feel
better
about
how
bad
my
life
is!
【哈哈哈哈笑岔气了】

1
7.
Congratulations
on
being
one
year
closer
to
your
midlife
crisis!
Enjoy
the
ride!
【笑抽筋了】

1
8.
Happy
birthday
to
my
favorite
disaster!
You
may
not
have
your
life
together,
but
at
least
you're
entertaining!
【笑炸天了】

1
9.
Another
year,
another
list
of
things
I'm
going
to
say
I'll
accomplish
but
never
will!
Happy
birthday,
buddy!
【哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈】

20.
Congratulations
on
being
another
year
closer
to
becoming
a
crazy
cat
lady!
Embrace
it,
it's
inevitable!
【笑死人了】